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Ambergris by any other name….is still Vomit.


Stepping in Cat Puke. Continue reading

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THE FELINE STARE: Its purpose, its use and its effect.


Dedicated to increasing communication between feline and humankind. Continue reading

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I, Maddy the Maine Coon, train my pet puppy Rose the Border Collie


So, you know, cats are really smarter than dogs (and people). I like to sit in on the training sessions with my person and my puppy. I get little bites of chicken for sitting on the table. It’s fairly simple. … Continue reading

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“I had a bath today.” and other indignities Maine Coons must suffer.


I went to my bowl, and it is empty. I had a bath today. My sister Padma had no sympathy. I had a bath today. I am gorgeous and I must suffer the trials of a beauty queen. But, when … Continue reading

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Good food, Good Meat, Good GOD let’s EAT!


Hey ho! Ame here. I am new to the gang. I’m kinda confused. I have a lot of questions. For one, I want to know WHY it always smells like cat food when I only get to eat three times … Continue reading

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What do you want for your last meal?


TUNA!

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Ode to my Red Maine Coon friend


Rosie is not really my friend. I mean, okay she lives with me. And, okay I sort of like her. But, well, I also like to pounce on her, which upsets her for some reason. Today, I actually smashed her … Continue reading

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Chef Smokey Bear


Do you like my chef’s hat? It is in honor of my new poem. This is my new poem. It is my very first original poem: Stop trying to feed me vegetables A cat has no use for vegetables Nor … Continue reading

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I am polydactyl and I can use my toes.


Most people think that polydactylism is a genetic fault. I just have to tell you, being my sensitive artist poet self, that assumption hurts my feelings. After all, look at what I can do with my extra toes! Now that … Continue reading

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Smokey Bear the Poet


On the top of this page you see a photo of my handsome self, Smokey Bear. I am the youngest in a Pride of Maine Coon cats, fed by my favorite (except when she is disciplining me) cat mom, Sande. … Continue reading

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