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“I had a bath today.” and other indignities Maine Coons must suffer.


I went to my bowl, and it is empty. I had a bath today. My sister Padma had no sympathy. I had a bath today. I am gorgeous and I must suffer the trials of a beauty queen. But, when … Continue reading

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What non-exercise activity do you wish would keep you fit?


I get this topic! I get this topic! I get to write abut this topic. Okay, I know that I hog the blog a lot, but this one is really for me. Hi all, Smokey Bear the Maine Coon Cat … Continue reading

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Ode to my Red Maine Coon friend


Rosie is not really my friend. I mean, okay she lives with me. And, okay I sort of like her. But, well, I also like to pounce on her, which upsets her for some reason. Today, I actually smashed her … Continue reading

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Chef Smokey Bear


Do you like my chef’s hat? It is in honor of my new poem. This is my new poem. It is my very first original poem: Stop trying to feed me vegetables A cat has no use for vegetables Nor … Continue reading

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I am polydactyl and I can use my toes.


Most people think that polydactylism is a genetic fault. I just have to tell you, being my sensitive artist poet self, that assumption hurts my feelings. After all, look at what I can do with my extra toes! Now that … Continue reading

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