Most people think that polydactylism is a genetic fault. I just have to tell you, being my sensitive artist poet self, that assumption hurts my feelings. After all, look at what I can do with my extra toes!
Now that I have made my political stand for POLYDACTYL CATS EVERYWHERE, I know that my fans have been waiting for my next poem. Here it is:
chases the dog
plants a garden
tells me a joke