“I had a bath today.” and other indignities Maine Coons must suffer.


I went to my bowl, and it is empty.

I had a bath today.

My sister Padma had no sympathy.

I had a bath today.

I am gorgeous and I must suffer the trials of a beauty queen.

But, when the torture of bathing’s over, and my nails are trim and clean,

Food relieves the stress of bathing, or I am sneaky and I am mean.

So,if I toil for perfection, Padma, there’s something to explain:

Before you eat all my food remember,

I had a bath today.



About Maine Coon Pride

We are a family of Maine Coon Cats dedicated to increasing the communication beween feline and human kind.
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