Rosie is not really my friend. I mean, okay she lives with me. And, okay I sort of like her. But, well, I also like to pounce on her, which upsets her for some reason. Today, I actually smashed her to the ground. Well, really I fell off the top of the refridgerator…..right on top of Rose. I guess I really didn’t MEAN it, I mean, not REALLY. And, well, I felt bad that she hurt her foot, so I wrote her a poem:
Her
my friend
throws
the pirate
in the ocean
tells me a joke
very softly
Pride of Felines 