Hello lesser beings. Pamda the cat goddess here to enlighten you on the purpose of THE STARE. If you are owned by a cat, you will know THE STARE. For advanced beings, such as myself, it is the only way of communicating with lower life forms, such as yourselves.
Here is a photo of THE STARE, in case you are still wandering around trying to comprehend this offering:
This is myself, of course, with the correct position for THE STARE. Notice that I am not staring directly at the camera, but slightly to the left and above. Thus, my thoughts get transmuted to the ether appropriately, where, if you are intelligent enough, you may pick them up. Here is an inappropriate use of THE STARE by my sister Maddy:
Notice how she is staring directly into the camera? This is a sheer beauty pose and has nothing to do…
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