Do you like my chef’s hat? It is in honor of my new poem. This is my new poem. It is my very first original poem:
Stop trying to feed me vegetables
A cat has no use for vegetables
Nor berries nor wholesome grains
The only grains in our meat
should stop the birdies tweet
again and again and again
That is an ode to all the crappy pet food out there. Thank you Mom Sande for feeding me the good stuff.